Things I currently feel guilty about (in no particular order):
* My buddy has never helped me cook... he's not even allowed in the kitchen.
* Monkey bear can only do art projects when my buddy is asleep.
* My buddy is constantly being strapped into something. I have a 7 minute window of patience chasing him around a store.
* Monkey bear has to leave whenever my buddy (or I) have reached our limit even if she isn't ready to go.
* My buddy has never painted or used markers and rarely is allowed to color with crayons.
* Monkey bear always has to wear her shoes even though my buddy's shoes have a permanent spot in the diaper bag.
* My buddy will try and "tell" me something and I have no idea what he is trying to say.
